Train thoughts:
-my plastic bag makes noises against the seat, it's not coming from me. thank you man across the aisle for effectively staring the entire trip
-when you are old, but you have a young voice....it still doesnt matter, you are old and it is not ok to be friends with a 20-something year old. it's just creepy.
-speaking of train friends...train friends are NOT ok. just because you wait for the train at the same time doenst mean you are besties. put in your headphones and shut the fuck up.
-however, if you do talk on the train...please remember to use your inside voice
-jenny gave birth yesterday which is obv amazing, but we all know that the kid will not compare to violet. too bad it wasn't a boy.
-there have been very few things in life that have made me physically upset. reading new moon was one of them...that's how well you get sucked in and spit out
-some people are just certifiably nuts. like there is no way around it; bitch is crazy.
the soup is one of the best shows on tv. and this is literally one of the funniest things i have ever seen. joel mchale is one of the funniest mofos i've ever seen and this was the funniest soup clip of the year, hands down. so yeah, watch it.
XOXO
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