I came here to make you dance tonight...

Best. Concert. Ever.

went to FOB, Cobra, ATL, Fiddy concert this weekend and it was beyond awesome. i ser love going to shows and this one was top notch. everyone brought great stuff and the crowd was amazing too (except for the 14 year olds who love skylar). cobras were awesome (fangs up bitches) and FOB killed it (a great fucking set). honestly it was a great all around weekend. DC was fabulous and beautiful and hanging with the girls was amazing. wish i couldve stayed longer.... boltbus was awesome too tho-def take that shit again.

official workout plan begins this week and i'm determined. i have a brand new gym room in the basement and im super excited to use it and hopefully will.

audit exam is thurs and im super nervous. i just want these exams to be over with so i can have a partay and a normal life again. hopefully soon...

not much else to talk about. you would think since i havent been using this for awhile id have more to say, but my life really IS that dull.

XOXO

PS: Shush Girl

go shawty, its your bday...

dude its been forever.

anyway, so much has happened since last post. my city client sucks so bad, my senior is a blithering idiot and an ass and i'm majorly unhappy. i'm gonng see if i can get off of this asap. on the other hand, my favorite manager in the whole wide world left the firm today. i cant even describe how sad it is. i truly looked up to him and was completly looking forward to working with him even more. i totally cried when he told me that he was impressed because i respect him and his opinion so much.

OK. DUKE VS BING...um hello?! ive been dreaming of this matchup since i was in hs and OF COURSE it happens after i graduate. as much as i loved bing when i was there, duke has always been my team and i will be rooting for them tonight (esp since theres a potential nova matchup!!)

movies movies movies...saw watchmen, kinda loved it. didnt expect to, but did. cannot wait to see "i love you man" and "adventureland" either. allie also planned twilight saturday for this weekend, so ill be seeing that movie a few times then too.

50 cent is opening for fall out boy when i go see them in VA. huh? should be awesome tho. also, totally got my bus ticket for 2.50 roundtrip. boltbus mofos

XOXO

PS: lost is the best show out there so if you're not watching, i reccomend marathonning the shit out of it.

attention, attention, may i have all your eyes and ears to the front of the room

i realized today that i have much more to write about when i'm in the city. so today i present you with...things seen and heard around NYC.

-i literally saw eric from gg in penn station last night. it was def him.he had the soft voice and when he noticed i noticed him he tried to hide his face. i laughed because REALLY?! eric from gossip girl...REALLY?!

-i saw an azn pose for a pic in front of msg with a peace sign. need i say more?

-old white guys with azn's give me the heebs. i dont know why,but they always do. weirdd.

-lirr is changing the times for march...REALLY lirr, REALLY?!

-i hate this client with a passion, its not fun, the people are boring and it's hard...can i go back to empress now please?

-i can see times square from the office, and strangely enough, i couldnt care less. i'm just happy because i can also see a sbux and a hale and hearty

-the man who handed me the newspaper this morning said "have a good day love". i immediately realized that i connected with the black man in the organge vest giving out papers because i call people love too.

XOXO

there's a drug in the thermostat to warm the room up...

no update in awhile so i figured why not now. its snowing, im stuck in westchester, and my team is made up of a belguim man, astrange girl and an awkward gay man (not the cool kind, the tool kind). so i'm making a list of random thoughts...

-my new favorite thing since im stuck in bumblefuck for the next week is mytraffic.com. it tells you the fastes route and how long its gonna take to get home. although because of the rain, i guarentee it will take FOREVER tonight. people forget how to drive in bad weather.

-i miss my old team/client. it was kinda the perfect 5 weeks. it was busy season but it was fun. weird.

-my test results for FAR are gonna be up any day now, i almost vom everytime i think about it.

-im almost excited to take the train for a few weeks. i think i have some my best (and most interesting) thoughts on the lirr. hopefully no one talks too loud sitting by me.

-incredibad is amazing. get it if you don't already have it (<3 andy samberg and co.)

-NY mag sex diaries are an amazing time filler when you work 12 hours a day. trust me, unfort i know.

-it's been noted that i make too many smiley faces in emails/texts. unfortunately that is prob 100% correct. i should stop being so happy :)

anyway, i think busy season has caused me to lose (i spelled it right!) a bit of my edge. my wit is gone (yeah yeah i know you are all saying "what wit"). but i feel like i can see the light at the end of the tunnel. hopefully soon busy season/exams will be over and it will be the best summer ever!

XOXO

well i guess this is growing up...

ok so i totally watched the grammys last night and i have so much to say about it. first off, chris brown and alien princess riri. not cool. i dont care why, what or how he hit her, you dont ever hit a girl. poor alien princess. MK (dlisted.com) wrote this about the incident:

A source said that Ike and Tina '09 were fighting inside the car and RiRi got out to walk the fuck home. She probably said "shut up and drive" and he wouldn't (sorry). The source went on to say, "Things got physical. He hit her, possibly more than once. She had multiple bruises." RiRi's glorious tenhead better be pristine or I will never stick a piece of doublemint gum in my mouth again.

LOVE HIM.

anyway, in other huge news, blink is back. i know they aren't the best band in the world, but they are legends. without them, there would be no fall out boy or paramore and the entire genre of music that i love so much wouldnt exist the same way. james montgomery wrote a great article about them here. hes spot on about all of it. i saw blink play with no doubt 5 years ago, and considering that i MUST see no doubt this summer (its not an option, so whoever wants to go with me i will be forever grateful), i think would be fun to see blink again all these years later too.

seriously a great time for music all around.

XOXO

PS: i love andy samberg and the lonely island. i'm on a boat motherfucker

this city's contagious...

what up bitches?! i'm totally sitting here bored out of my mind. usually im so busy but i have run out of things to do so im gonna blog. first, can we puhlease talk about the gahrossness which is mexican food. I had some today and feel like close to vommiting. ugh.

ok the grammys are gonna be so awesome. besides having JT perform, freaking dave ghrol is supposedly playing drums. umm, if that isnt the coolest thing of life, im not sure what is. AND on top of that, blink 182 reunion, a jonas' ex duet and john mayer doing a bo diddly tribute (shout out prof lalli). i know i will DEF be watching.

the whole michael phelps thing is sorta rediculous. everyone smokes pot, everyone. he doesnt deserve to loose sponsers or go to jail over a little weed. hes 23 years old; the only thing he did wrong was to let the kid take a picture.

i've realized lately how much i blush sometimes. it's weird that i can feel the heat in my face when i get embarassed or uncomfortable with a topic of conversation. i wonder if everyone/anyone notices....

XOXO

ps: check this shit OUT

might as well jump...

haven't posted in awhile, it's def. necessary.

i'm at work listening to pandora spit out classics such as "diamonds on my damn chain" (in which the song reminds us of the title maybe 46 times)...pandora is the shit though. being able to find new music is the best thing ever...it exposes you to the music you love, without the hassle of research.

this week has been rough. started out with a 5am inventory on sunday and the days were long for the few days after that. today the weather sucked and now i have hard work to do..ugh.

the bright light though is how much i really do like my team. work could be soo bad-i mean its busy season, long hours, pressure up the ass and me being the first year bitch could make me hate work so much, but i dont. the people i work with are honestly the best combination of people i could possibly ask for. i dont hate work, i dont even dislike it, hell i even want to go most mornings. i know this is all gonna change when i move to my next client, my team is gonna suck so bad and i'm going to hate my life again. but i can dream for now...

in other news, jessica simps got so fat and i feel a little bad for her. i mean ashlee has a husband, kid and she seems so happy. jessica has none of those and now shes fat on top of that..sucksss

sorry about this lame post...i really dont know what to talk about because my brain is fried from all this audit work. but i guess the only thing left to say is that i'm kinda in love with shiloh jolie-pitt.

XOXO

there's a million other girls who do it just like you...

phony. phony. phony.

i complain about fakeness and such, but honestly the phoniest person i know is myself. i can bull shit you up the ass if i wanted to. very, VERY few people know the real me (most of you read this blog) and honestly, i kinda like it that way.

the only way to get through a day at work is to be phony as shit. i laugh and smile at the most rediculous things (some are truly funny and some are so not funny at all). at the end of the day, my face freakin hurts from it. no joke.

it's funny because now i feel a difference. i notice in the moment how full of shit i am. i truly think its part of survival in the outside world. there is no way i could manage being myself all the time, it would make me tired. when you have crazy "friends" you can't tell them the truth. it would just make them crazier. you nod and smile and say, you're right. even though you think they are ciminally insane.

most of the time, i just simply don't like people. then the phony-ness is a principal thing. why let them know the real you, when they just simply suck. give them what they want. the side of you that they need. when all they want to do is talk about themself, it's easier to just pretend to care then to alter their universe in such a complete way.

i don't mean to be like this. i think it's just how i've adapted over the years. and in some ways, i think it has saved my sanity (or most of it at least)

XOXO

ps: i'm leaving work at 7 tonight so i dont have time to find something cool...but i think leaving this early is SUPER COOL!! (although the first few min of this is super cool too-quality not so good but still AMAZING)

please don't stop the music...

music is so important to me. like i don't think i would function without it. when my ipod died this morning, i realized that i needed to replace that thing asap. when i'm commuting, its the only thing that keeps me from loosing my freaking mind. and when im in the car on the way home, i blast that shit and sing at the top of my lungs (the only time i'll sing). if i didnt replace the ipod by the time i started taking the train again, i would surely perish (for now i at least can use my cd player). music is what makes me happy in the morning, or helps me stay awake in the evening. music is a huge part of my life, especially now.

speaking of music, so far the spring/summer tours are looking freaking amazing. first, fall out boy and cobra on the same bill. now i find out that no doubt is touring with paramore. i might just pee myself... i need to go to both those shows for the sake of my health. who's in?!?

to leave you tonight i present an installment of "things really smart people say"...

"I want to thank God for somehow … I know he perfect. So I'mma thank him for everything. I'mma thank him for making me drop out of school. I'mma thank him for making me run the streets. I'mma thank him for making me sell crack. I'mma thank him for making me have shoot-outs. I'mma thank him for allowing me to watch my partners die in my arms, So I'd be fearful enough for my life and paranoid enough to go out and cop machine guns and silencers so I catch a fed case and I have to put up $3 million for my bond so I have to spend seven months of my life in my house, so I have to spend a year of my life in prison just so I be validated enough to get out there and touch the youth because they know that I done been through it, and if I say it, it means something. You know what I'm saying?"
-the genius mind of TI

XOXO

coolest. guy. ever.

i wish my blog was as cool as this kid's.

can't live with them, can't live without....actually I totally can live without them

coworkers are another species indeed. you spend most of your time with them yet you don't pick them or approve. sometimes it works out and it becomes a great situation. but more often than not, they suck. and when they suck, they suck hard.

there is one who is just so happy with themself that they don't acknowledlge your existence. in real life, most people would just avoid this type of person at all costs. unfortunately when its a coworker, you have to deal with the inane droning of their voice for the entire day.

another type is the bitch. the nasty whore who will screw you over whatever chance they get. they dont give two shits about you, and you should care less about them. whenever a coworker gets competative, its sad. they obviously dont have much to care about if they care that much to stab you in the back.

the one that just won't just shut the fuck up. not everyone needs to hear the details of plans for the weekend, or what you want to buy your boyfriend for their bday or valentines day. correction: not everyone WANTS to hear all that bullshit. keep it to yourself, nobody cares. reading the newspaper outloud and ranting about it is also not ok. also, if you talk in baby talk even once, you are dead to me.

one of my favorites is the foreigner. actually I lied. I hate foreigners. if you dont get my jokes, fine. actually no, its not ok. you are working with people who predominately speak english. that means you should too. no excuses.

the sensative kind is also a lot of fun. they will cry over anything. and its sorta funny when they do. you have pangs of guilt in the immediate aftermath, but then you realize that if you didnt make them cry, you shouldn't feel bad because it is damn funny.

the old creeper is probably my favorite. they are wierd, over 35 and probably live with their mom. sure its sad, but its also creepy. if they get too close, get away, its not safe. they will do anything to try to feel young and cool, even if it means stalking out the 20somethings.

you also have the young creeper. this is the one that will consistantly hit on you, make creepy weird comments and try to convince you that they are yoursoul mate. basically they need to realize that just because you were assigned the seat next to them, does not mean you are in love with them.

its a crapshoot when you start a job. there is no way to guess what you are getting yourself into. most of the time, you end up dissapointed and pissed off (really pissed). but there are also other times that you just simply luck out. you just click with your colleague and then its just fun to go to work. you can usually tell right away and then work is just comfortable and fun. this doesnt happen often (probably even less so for me because I dislike most people) but I have experienced it and let me tell you, its freaking awesome. it by far makes up for all the idoits I previously mentioned.

all in all, coworkers aren't human and you should't expect them to be. the remedy you ask? vent to your friends on gtalk. because hating on bitches is the most fun thing you can do at work, hands down.

XOXO

ps: I hate busy season but I LOVE this clip

I dont care if i'm a guilty pleasure for you...

when allie told me about this movie I was super excited. like what can be better than ryan reynolds, kristen stewart, bill hader and kristen wigg all in one movie?! ummmmm...i know what can be better! have it set based on a place I have been a gazillion times and still freaking love!

growing up, no one didnt love adventureland. I mean the roller coaster hurts like a bitch, the swings are literally death traps and the haunted house still gives me nightmares to this day (i swear its the scariest one everrrrrr), but I never remember ever saying no to adventureland. I do however, remember watching allie doing the ride where it took you up really high and then dropped you down in little increments and basically aimed to make you piss yourself (it took me years to go on that one), and I remember singing on the wave ride about the dudes hairy armpits (he was a statue so i'm guessing we were exaggerating), and I also remember riding the music ride and holding on to the bar so tight as to not crush the person sitting next to me (or being crushed depending on what side I sat on).

I realize that if you havent been there, this description will probably make it sound like hell on earth, and that is exactly what it is. the only difference is that adventureland charges admission.

ps: go to the site, it has games and clips
pps: I am SOOO going to adventureland when it reopens in the spring (i guess i dont value my life that much)

xoxo

cubicle rant

I swear, friday will be the happiest day of my life. when this test is over (pass or fail) I can finally rest my eyes from this nonsense. it has literally been the last 6 months of my life. I still have at least 1 (maybe 2 depending on how it goes friday) parts to take, but since I dont plan on cracking a becker book for about a month, it feels like relief.

the test on friday is going to be brutal. it is basically a compilation of everything I never understood in college and still dont really understand. but as of right now, i cant muster up the feeling to care all that much. I obvi want to pass and hope that I know enough, but the weather being shitty and my overall hate of doing nothing but studying for the last month makes my head spin and all I want to do is blog. so here I am...

monday is the first day of busy season and I have total mixed feelings. on one hand I am super scarred for what busy season will be like (11+ hour days?!!?) and i will miss central perk everyday too. on the other hand I ser cannot wait to go back to long island and to be able to sleep til 8 and work with people I really like. plus, since I am not studying the next month or so, maybe i'll have a social life too.

all in all, this has just been a long day, part of a long week. I have a feeling its gonna be a long night too. but since I love my friends I will hold it together...for now.

ps: i promise back to non-depressed me tomorrow

xoxo

prescribe pills, to offset the shakes, to offset the pills...

Train thoughts:

-my plastic bag makes noises against the seat, it's not coming from me. thank you man across the aisle for effectively staring the entire trip

-when you are old, but you have a young voice....it still doesnt matter, you are old and it is not ok to be friends with a 20-something year old. it's just creepy.

-speaking of train friends...train friends are NOT ok. just because you wait for the train at the same time doenst mean you are besties. put in your headphones and shut the fuck up.

-however, if you do talk on the train...please remember to use your inside voice

-jenny gave birth yesterday which is obv amazing, but we all know that the kid will not compare to violet. too bad it wasn't a boy.

-there have been very few things in life that have made me physically upset. reading new moon was one of them...that's how well you get sucked in and spit out

-some people are just certifiably nuts. like there is no way around it; bitch is crazy.



the soup is one of the best shows on tv. and this is literally one of the funniest things i have ever seen. joel mchale is one of the funniest mofos i've ever seen and this was the funniest soup clip of the year, hands down. so yeah, watch it.

XOXO

MK: the man, the myth, the legend

From Dlisted.com:

Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.This story about a bitch caught with his ski pants down comes to us from Vail, Colorado. The dude froze his ass off this past Friday when he was riding on a chairlift at a resort with his kid. The Smoking Gun says the lift's seat wasn't lowered, so the skier fell through a gap in the chair. Luckily for the dude, his ski got caught in the lift, saving him from falling into the snow. Actually, maybe it would have been less embarrassing for him if he fell and broke his arm or some shit, because while his body was stuck, his pants and chonies came down. And the world laughed while his peen tried to hold back the tears. It knew that if it cried, its mouth would freeze shut.
The accidental ski flasher hung (trust me, there's no pun there) there for 15-minutes while waiting for help. Workers finally reversed the lift and got him out of the seat. It took 15-minutes because they were too busy cleaning the piss off their pants from laughing so hard.
Getting a case of frostbitten dick, nuts and nalgas might be worth it, because you know this bitch is going to sue the pants (GONG!) off of the bitch responsible for this
TSG has one more picture taken by a witness. I would so be that bitch who took pictures while that sad man dangled pantyless from the sky. Say "icicle dick!"

freaking hysterical! I want to be MK. like hardcore. but who would my "Rojo" be?!?!

ps: i realize most of you reading this won't care but i'm gonna say it anyway. gabe saporta is a punk-rock god (and a total jew)

XOXO

so take a chance and make it big, cause it's the last you'll ever get...

I'm tired. I'm physically tired. I'm tired of the stupid people on the streets of NY who go down a set of stairs when it says "do not enter". I'm tired of the gossip girls' writers who won't just give the viewers what they want and put the good couples together. I'm tired of the freaking CPA exam that will never end. I'm tired of having to explain my taste in music. I'm tired of having to carry my heavy ass laptop to and from the financial center. I'm tired of commuting for four hours a day. But beyond all of that, I'm tired of being self-concious about my opinions....

That's where the blog comes in. I'm gonna try to regularly update it with my thoughts, things I like and some other cool ass shit. So the first cool ass shit that I wanna share is TheLonelyIsland.com - It's Andy Samberg and his friends making hillarious shorts from like before SNL and from now. They are putting out an album in February with like all the classic digital short songs (like my fave, Natalie Raps) and like even more. They are kinda awesome.

I'll probably update again later today but for now...

XOXO